"In an instant, she collapsed our universe into a singularity. Yet, nobody noticed because it was immediately replaced by a duplicate universe. Everything is exactly the same...well...except that the color Turbopple no longer exists." - vest
"She preserved me for the winter. I now live in a series of 25 alphabetically-arranged jars in her basement. She's using the twenty-sixth to spread upon her toast, but I refuse to discuss which letter it was." - memnalar
"She sealed me in a box with a subatomtic particle in an attempt to explain Schrodinger's theory of putative incompleteness of quantum mechanics. I still don't understand and am now not sure whether I am living or dead.
"Why did you do that?
"Am I a zombie?" - Paperdaisies