"She proposed in the most beautiful way, under a starlit sky full of rainbows and flying unicorns. She promised to love me forever. Then she dumped me for a cat." -Halatia "In an instant, she collapsed our universe into a singularity. Yet, nobody noticed because it was immediately replaced by a duplicate universe. Everything is exactly the same...well...except that the color Turbopple no longer exists." - vest "She cloned me. Now Winewriter2 and I can't figure out which one of us is the original. We've decided to split everything in half. My cat has not survived the ordeal." - WineWriter "She preserved me for the winter. I now live in a series of 25 alphabetically-arranged jars in her basement. She's using the twenty-sixth to spread upon her toast, but I refuse to discuss which letter it was." - memnalar "She sealed me in a box with a subatomtic particle in an attempt to explain Schrodinger's theory of putative incompleteness of quantum mechanics. I still don't understand and am now not sure whether I am living or dead. "Why did you do that? "Am I a zombie?" - Paperdaisies |



















